mars vs venus @ ISMU

well its been almost 4 yrs i hav been in ISM now and there is one thing i hav observed and that is guys and girls move in opposite direction.here are a few observations to support the argument
1.Before a guy comes to ISM, he is the bright student, extremely dashing, the apple of everyone's eye;but the day he lands in ISM no one gives a damn about him......he wonders "why is noone lookin at me".
on the other hand, beforea girl comes to ISM she is the social outcast, who is not noticed by anyone;but the day she lands in ISM every one is staring wide eyed at her....she wonders"why is evryone lookin at me".
2.In the initial years of his life in ISM, a guy bathes evryday;wears good clothes;supports accessiories;he is the stud.By the time he leaves ISM you can generally find him walkin in the same clothes he sleeps in.
on the contrary, a girl in her initial yrs in ISM looks like she's fresh out of the mines;she is covered with hair on body n face; wears shabby clothes;it seems she wears the same clothes she sleeps in. but by the time they leave ISM, they become well versed with the concept of a beauty parlor; look somewhat stylish; and wear so much perfume(which i think in most of the cases in gifted), that you can smell them before you can see them.
3.when a guy comes to ISM, he has a stable girlfrnd; a bunch of flings and normally dozens of girls drooling over him.By the time he leaves ISM he has absolutely no contact with the opposite sex(except for him mother and sister) and has scores of guys drooling over him."Am i gay?" is one of the most prominent questions in his mind.
whereas, when a girl comes to ISM;she has no boyfrnds;there is no question of flings and normally gud guys had never paid attention to her.
by the time she leaves ISM, she has one stable boyfnds; a bunch of everready replacements and a whole college drooling over her.
4.finally, when a guy comes to ISM, he thinks tht he atleast will get a good job.by the time he leaves ISM he is fortunate if he even has a job thts satisfactory. he loses everything in ISM;his style,girls,ambitions;he is wondering "wht went wrong".
on the other hand, when a girl comes to ISM, she thinks maybe i'll get a job.bythe time she leaves ISM she has a grt job;a boyfrnd, a style statement and high ambitions;she wonders "what went right".
P.S:-the contents are not intented to be taken personally;nyways the girls here hate me.